Dokidoki go slap yourself.
Asian penises are bigger than your boyfriend's ⚈▿⚈
Screwed UpScrewed UpScrewed Up by ClavisAurea
Cartman woke up dazed and disoriented. 'Where the fuck am ah?' He thought scanning the room. The walls were definitively not his, and neither was anything else occupying the room. It was about this time he noticed a warm spot next to him. His heart started pounding and a million questions ran through his mind. 'Oh shit. Oh shit. Shit!' He repeated nervously. He slowly craned his neck and to his horror and surprise; he found Wendy Testaburger (fully clothed in PJ's, I might add).
He breathed a sigh of relief; thanking God it wasn't Kyle. (Makes you wonder what scenario he was thinking of, huh? XD) Still, he sat there wondering what had occurred last night. He remembered going to sleep in HIS bed, not this one. The color drained from his face as he caught a glance of himself in the mirror across the room....
'This is not mah body.' He thought narrowing in on the six-pack chiseled into his chest. The reality of that sentence fell down on him as he realized that he looked....Old